I WANT THAT: The Butt Station

WHERE: http://www.urbanoutfitters.com

WHY: Sure, I try to pass myself off as a no-nonsense, super-classy, stylish lady who enjoys the finer things in life—i.e. private jets, yachts, white lion cubs, etc.—but I have something to confess: I'm kind of obsessed with poop. (Not, like, touching poop or smelling poop, you sickos, but definitely talking about poop.) I'm not proud of it, but it's true: I frequent SmellyPoop.com, I display fake dog dirt on my bookcase and I even own a Poop Duck. (What? Jelly beans just taste better when they're passed through the bowels of a crocheted bird.)

With all that said, you can imagine my elation when I came across The Butt Station. Not only does this desktop organizer scream potty humor, but it's also the most well-maintained commode I've ever seen. All your office supply bases are covered here: Post-its? Check. Tape? Check. Pens and pencils? Check and check. Plus, if you lift the green lil' homeboy off his thrown, you'll notice a special surprise! Are you smelling what I'm stepping in?

HOW MUCH: $20

Now that you know what I want, tell me what YOU want!! You never know when our obsessions are going to cross paths...